so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
tv challenge: 4/5 airing shows ■ parks and recreation
Things are exactly the same as they were in 1817. Except women and minorities can vote, we have indoor toilets, they don’t burn widows for learning arithmetic.
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
Don’t belly dance with one without asking it first, though. It will bite and you will bleed.
Source: personal experience.
I’ve reblogged this before but I love it so much that I have to do it again.
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
almost time to make this my icon again
GUESS WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR IT IS
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